Just to let y’all know, Quartknee is ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. I ran with this kid a little bit in the early 90s heyday of the rave scene in San Francisco. He is over SEVEN FEET TALL. Usually seen bedecked in Keropi-Keropi-Keropi paraphernalia way before it became cool to do so, Quartknee worked the door at ToonTown, arguably the first true mega-rave in the United States. He is certainly a top twenty-five club kid in the Bay Area, and perhaps a top 100 club kid in the US.
Quartknee is also a fabulous writer and perhaps deserves a shot at contributing to the WOW Report as a correspondent from San Francisco.