The Davis boys – Alex, Brandon, and Jason

Dear James,

Ken Rickel (Nancy Davis’s current husband) is not the father of the sea cow and Brandon. Also, Nancy Davis has another son named Alexander Jackson Davis who is not of the sea cow variety (proof is here in the picture above).

Alex was briefly engaged to Wonderbra model Caprice Bourett and attended Northwestern, where he interned at the Chicago Board of Trade.

Nancy and Ken gave birth to twin daughters, Mariella and Isabella, last September. I cannot provide an explanation for how this is physically possible.

– A Fletcher