good question. but if the recent elections are any indication, jesus is a lock to win against santa — he’s got a rich daddy.

thanks for alerting the general public to the Voluptuous Horror of the Star Wars Holiday Special, by the way. i saw bea arthur’s one-woman show a few years back on broadway and made t-shirts emblazoned with the image of bea hugging the giant rat in her musical number (the caption read, predictably, “may the force bea with you”). miz zbornak was less-than-amused.

i’m a huge fan of the wow report, btw. you’re what i want to be when i grow up.

– buzz
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