Stephen, or Steven, Etienne, Esteban or however you spell it,
Just wanted to thank you for including my tasteful description of the much maligned pen on your website.  One of your astute readers emailed me with your site, and I was pleased to read some of the horrid stories you post there. Appreciate the exposure.  Now if someone would buy my fucking cat shirt, I would be almost complete.  If you enjoy reading, swagger yourself down to my kitty pad, and check out my purrrrrrrfectly adorable designer shirt for sale. Muchas grassyass,
Sparkygonewild