All you with real reels and talent and stuff like that can apply to be America’s Next Producer at the TV Guide Channel. For those of us just trying to be fodder for a reality show and hoping to tell the real producers what we would like in a TV show – we gots to make a little bio movie and pray our wonderful WOWers will put out the voting call so we can win the one loser spot from the on-line competition.

Here’s The Mom’s bio and remember voting begins March 18th! Vote Mom, vote often! And gimme some love points! (We want the comments back, so to the dork who ruined it for the rest of us: “Don’t make me stop this car!”)

– The Mom

[Ed note: The Mom is one of the WOW Report’s most enthusiastic and verbose commenters, bless her.]