Oh, what fun! All my favorite people! Why wasn’t I there? I drove right past it on my way home last night, I should have stopped. Just look! From top left: Marie Osmond signs autographs out front before the show; The ever-fabulous screen legend Anne Jeffries (probably best known for her knockout performance in 1945’s Zombies on Broadway, although she will ALWAYS be snooty Amanda Barrington on General Hospital to me) AND DOESN’T SHE LOOK FABULOUS? Very chic! Very chic!; Wowlebrity La Toya Jackson, who has NEVER LOOKED better, HONEST TO GOD, seen here with internet sensation (and rumored Angus T Jones girlfriend) Stalker Sarah, which is an odd coupling to be sure, but such is Hollywood, right?; Then, let’s see, who is that? COULD IT BE? I’ll be damned. It’s MITZI GAYNOR! I thought she was dead! How nice to see her alive and out and about, and even if her pants need hemming SHE LOOKS GREAT. Love seeing all the old broads again!; And finally: MR HOLLYWOOD Bruce Villanch, another wowlebrity I’m always excited to see. Looking fab, hunty. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)