The sequins! The frills! The frippery! The sheer WTFery of it all! Yes, it was the 32nd annual Carousel of Tacky Ballgowns Hope, and look, MY GOD! It’s Joan! And Jane! And another Joan! And Paris’ mom kicking up her heels! There’s matriarch and event organizer Barbara Davis with Judge Judy! And a lesbian in Don Johnson drag! There’s DON FREAKIN’ RICKLES with Bob Newhart! And the great love of my life Brandon Davis who, bless his heart, brought one of his Best Buddies! There were others, just as famous, just as tacky, like Paris and Raquel and J-Lo, but I need to move on to other, more pressing, matters. Look at all the pics here.