It’s Friday! It’s May! And you deserve some spicy, sexy sparkle in your life so praise Our Lady of Guadalupe and Charo and Mario Conchita Alonso and J-Lo’s pet donkey because hottie AB Soto has delivered a new single and video to get your cajones swinging from side to side like happy glitter balls!

“CHA CHA BITCH” is everything you want right now. Beats! A hot pup with a knockout smile and hairy chest and sequined jumpsuits. Spangled sombreros! Ass! Mylar fringe for dayz! C*nty dance moves! 7,000 costume changes. A latin muscle cub floating through space. The NYC skyline! Maria, your inner princesa will LIIIIIVE.

Get more AB Soto at his Facebook or YouTube or Twitter or just at ABSoto.com. Your weekend will thank you. FANTASY, CHA CHA BITCH! 1-3-5-6, CHA CHA BITCH!