After a sex-taped leaked of A$AP Rocky on Pornhub, the rapper has Tweeted a defense of his bedroom skills, saying he has a long list of satisfied women and that he denies any allegations of, um, less-than-stellar lovemaking.

His slightly NSFW response below:

“MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY,” he wrote yesterday. “AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE P—Y.”

Rocky, 31, continued, “A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER F–KED HIM RATE HIM 

Comments from the Twitterverse:

“Just saw Asap Rocky’s sex tape and it was super duper wack. Don’t even waste your time looking for it. His stroke is weak,”

Another jabbed, “ASAP Rocky’s sex tape was more disappointing than my grades this semester.”

A rep for Rocky did not return Page Six’s request for comment.

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