Paris attracts lots of tourists, but Parisians make that dismissive “pffft!” sound they’re fond of making when it comes to visiting the local monuments. Do they even go to that man-made beach the mayor recently installed along the Seine (the world’s largest frog pond)? Pffft! So now deputy mayor Jean-Bernard Bros has put an ice skating rink 188 feet up the Eiffel Tower. Admission is free and so are the skates. If that doesn’t draw a crowd, perhaps a baguette and a pack of fags should be added to the ticket. (Yahoo)