Just one of the many takeaway opportunities afforded a blogger watching the 30 minutes of takeaways that comprise the glorious new reality series What Would Ryan Lochte Do? in which the adorable buff swimmer with the pointy nose really doesn’t DO anything but mug in reaction (hilariously) to what others do, or ask him from behind the camera. We were not at all disappointed in the premiere episode; it was just what we expected, and delightfully so. And we’ll be watching it as long as it remains on the air. So sue us.