I didn’t hate last night’s premiere of Castle as much as I thought I would. Of course it doesn’t hurt that Nathan Fillion is a total humpmonkey. You probably remember him as the 37th Joey Buchanan on One Life to Live. Or maybe not. Maybe you fell in love with him as the psychotic preacher on Buffy’s last season (BEST. BUFFY. VILLAIN. EVER!) Or as the cumtastic Captain Hammer in Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog. Or his forgettable stint on Desperate Housewives. But after watching him last night, I’m joining the throngs of fanboys who think they’ve found their Green Lantern. PLEASE, NATHAN, DON THE TIGHTS FOR US!