We sense some disappointment in the ether – a bit, anyway – that there hasn’t been a post or two from our London office today – or that there was, but it was removed. Yes, we’re having, um, technical difficulties. The London boy is on hols and the replacement boy there is learning the ropes and this boy here ain’t doin’ their job for them. Ahem. I mean, we’re sorting it out, as they say. Please stand by. News of Becks and various topless news readers and show presenters is on its way.