WOW’s beneficent despot, Randy Barbato (er, make that co-beneficent despot), has the dubious distinction of being quoted in the “Hollywood’s Gay Debate” story in the most recent issue of Us Weekly – four full pages on who’s gay and who’s not and who’s out and who’s not and what it all means.

According to film and TV producer, Randy Barbato, there are huge stars in the closet and they’re under pressure to stay there for one big reason: “Their agents, managers, lawyers and the studios are all terrified that it will destroy their careers.” And then, later on, Randy sez: “Some people will argue that, were a leading man to come out, it would destroy his career because women can’t identify; it destroys the illusion of him becoming their boyfriend.”

This gay Hollywood thing interests you, you know it does. So while you have the magazine in your hands, flip to page 71 and let us know if you find the advertorial for TrimSpa an unfortunate mistake in light of recent circumstances.