The WOW Report will be dark today. As you’ve probably noticed, we here at the Report are deeply religious. Good Friday is especially important to us. Actually, every Friday is good to us because that’s the day accounting comes around with our envelopes. Ba-dum-bum. No, but seriously, the real reason we’re dark today is that the WOW Report suite is being relocated temporarily to a lower floor in this historically fabled Shane Building in Hollywood while contractors sweep in, gut, and rebuild our quarters to new, unbelievably up-to-the-minute specifications. It will be a showplace. Naturally, everything has been unplugged in the interim. In fact, we are writing this post on a gas-powered “computer” from 1954 that we found in the basement. We’re down here now; the thing’s so big it can’t be moved. So, with gas prices what they are, we’d better keep it short.
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