Jake Sumner, sometime-model son of Sting and Trudie Styler, was treated to a lavish party on May 24th on the occasion of his 21st birthday. As part of the festivities, guests were shown early home movies of the kid. Very early. The earliest. Styler screened footage of her giving birth to the little Sumner. We’re sure that those guests not entirely enamored of babies were able to summon interest in Styler’s young vagina. Sumner was said to have been mortified. But Styler doesn’t buy it. “Jake’s a film producer now,” she said, “so I thought it would be an idea to show his first film role. I think it was all quite sweet.”