I am Facebook friends with Geraldine Antonia Blank, aka Jerri Blank (aka Amy Sedaris, sister of David, currently appearing on The Mandelorian)…
Her posts are inappropriate, off-the-wall, usually NSFW and completely hilarious. Her latest literally had me laughing out loud…
“Dear Paula Deen,
Long time fan… fair weather friend.
Love the sinner… hate the sin.
Anyway…as far as I can tell this Air Fryer of yours is a mini toaster oven with a hairdryer built in. If you have to spray absolutely everything down with shortening it’s not healthy or lifestyle improving.
I nearly burned my apartment building down… your recipe book is a death trap.
F•ck. Jesus Christ.“
The FB comments from her friends continued the damnation on the thread. Patricia O’Neil wrote,
“My upstairs neighbor gave me that thing without a warning. I wanted french fries. It defaulted to about 10 mins at 600 degrees. It’s a f’ing space heater. So much hot air blew out the back vents that I needed to put on the AC. The ‘fries’ were pastier than Conan O’Brien’s ass and tooth chipping hard. The outer edges were black and smoldering. I had to run them under the faucet to stop the smoking. I hate you Paula Dean, you buttery old devil bitch. The ‘fries’ all stuck together like a frisbee. A lava hot frisbee that set off my smoke alarms & melted the garbage bag…”
“Seriously not a joke. Made her ‘Oven Fried Ravioli’ from her cookbook following her recipe and my oven is on fire and smells like Canada…”