That’s to the tune of “A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall,” by the way. In another really silly poll from a UK publication (this time, it’s New Woman), readers have chosen the 100 Hottest Men on the Planet. Assuming the planet is Earth, there are surprisingly few non English-speaking countries included. The boy band that technically isn’t a boy band anymore, Take That, came in at number one, even though its four members should have counted as four hotties, even though they’re not. But worse and more baffling, David Hasselhoff and Simon Cowell are on the list. Check out all 100 here.