“You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff,” yelled David Hasselhoff to security who kicked the old drunk out of Wimbledon. Poor Hoff, he didn’t ask the kidz to restore him to his former glory, and then we expect him to behave himself, including avoiding bizarre incidents involving chandeliers . I like it that he was having this boozy bender with Michael Brandon, of ’80s copshow Dempsey and Makepeace. Like flicking on the television and finding it’s 1986 and all the channels have superimposed onto each other. KITT, where were you? Are you an inferior production line copy or something?
– Cat McShane