Wowlebrity Thairin Smothers vividly remembers standing next to Dr. Drew at a urinal about five years ago, where he spooked the Sex Rehab doctor’s trade. “It was big and white with a huge mushroom tip” he recalls. “I remember REALLY wanting it, and you know what a size queen I am, so it HAD to be big.” So there you are. And here’s a picture of the good doctor in Hawaii over the weekend, to help you get your fantasy juices going.(Piv via Splash News)