“We have slept together many times. She is like a Barbie doll with really big boobs. I’ve been the cockblock for guys that were after her, event promoters that were flying her places and wanted to join the mile high club with Pamela Anderson… I would sleep in the bunk, in the middle. Pam was in the corner, me in the middle, and they were on the outside… She says I’m a tall drink of water in a dirty glass. And she does have a phenomenal body. Shapely, soft…” – PETA Senior VP Dan Mathews to Butt magazine’s David Vincent, on being what Pamela Anderson calls her “gay husband.”