Julian Hakes, the London-based designer, spent close to three years refining and perfecting this pump guaranteed to torture the ladies. The Mojito, as he calls it (though The Mobius would seem more appropriate), is comprised of a single spiraling strip (of what?) and actually exists and can be purchased in a vast array of colors on Cloggs, the British online store, for £125. (Parenthetically, moments before we posted this James told us it’s not the first time this shoe has appeared on the WOW Report, so please accept our apology for taking up your time.)  (via laughingsquid)