Jeremy Simmons is the very busy supervising producer and director of WOW’s Sundance series One Punk, Under God (Wednesdays at 9PM). It would be easier to get us to tithe than it was to get him motionless enough to answer these few questions.

1. Now that you’re a director, what is it you really want to be?

I want to be a photographer for National Geographic. Or a pirate.

2. What’s the title of the Sundance documentary series on Jeremy Simmons?

All I know is that it has to be punchy, sexy, and short enough to fit in the TV grid.

3. Who plays you in the feature film based on the documentary series?

Matthew Broderick. That’s my boyfriends answer – because he thinks I am moderately humorous with a boyish charm.

4. If you had your own church, how would you attract a congregation?

I would just be sure to call it something punchy, sexy, and short enough to fit in the TV grid.

5. What do you drive and what’s in the CD player?

I drive a Jeep, and this morning I treated myself to “How Soon Is Now?” as performed by t.A.T.u., off their groundbreaking 2002 debut album 200 KMH In the Wrong Lane – an album that is still in Finland’s top 100, and has been certified 5X platinum in Japan (for those who are interested).