1. If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?

I guess I’d be going to (or already was at) an Eddie Money concert. I would take the band Wilco because it would be an even better concert to hear them all jam. (Jam – that’s rock ‘n’ roll talk.)

2. What scares you?

Finding that we have to set our clocks back every October and lose an hour of light. I’m all about the light. Genesis 3:28. (I made that up.)

3. What can’t you live without?

Oxygen. No, but kidding folks. I can’t live without talking to my family and friends any hour of the day or night.

4. Other than people and pets, what’s the first thing you’d save if your house caught fire?

I have files of jokes and ideas that I think are brilliant, i.e feed mayonnaise to the fish. You know, creative stuff, much like the writing I’ve demonstrated in questions 1- 4.

5. What’s your favorite room in a house?

Always the bathroom. You can wash your face, brush your teeth, and sit down to poop and read.