1. If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?
I would take my husband to, I don’t know, Akron and see Eddie Money singing “Two Tickets to Paradise.” Now I just gotta get a husband.
2. What scares you?
5ive Questions. You have to be so damned witty and trenchant yet loving, all in even fewer words than are in Paris Hilton’s memoirs. Oh, and serial killers.
3. What can’t you live without?
Air, Diet Coke, B-list celebrities, and doormen who can’t find my name on the list but assume I must be on it.
4. Other than people and pets, what’s the first thing you’d save if your house caught fire?
I would actually leave the people and pets and take my album of The Supremes Sing Funny Girl.
5. What’s your favorite room in a house?
It used to be the panic room, but the door in the floor doesn’t work anymore, so nowadays I prefer the kitchen, especially the part with the refrigerator.