The WOW Report

  • WOW Report
  • About
  • RuPaul’s Drag Race Live!
  • WOW Presents Plus
  • What to Watch
  • Store
You are here: Home / Entertainment / Books / 5 Ways To Prepare Yourself For “The Girl On The Train”

5 Ways To Prepare Yourself For “The Girl On The Train”

By Jake Thompson on September 29, 2016 12:51 pm

8n95_tp_00009r_0

The Girl On The Train barrels it’s way into theaters next Friday (October 7th) and I, along with the 2 million other people that raised the book to the best seller’s list will be grabbing our gal pals, pounding red wine by the funnel, and getting to the cinemas to watch Emily Blunt solve crimes before bedtime. In preparation for this addicting, dark, and spooky tale, I came up with a 5 part guide to get you  themed out for the perfect “Girl On The Train” viewing party.

Check it out:

5) READ THE BOOK

screen-shot-2016-09-29-at-12-17-55-pm

Not to be Captain Obvious but books are ALWAYS better than the movies (with exception to Breaking Dawn…and OK, the last three Hunger Games). I was fortunate enough to rip through the pages of this book BEFORE the trailer was released. So sorry, SPOILER: Emily Blunt is the protagonist. I’m not gonna say who else stars in it though. You have a week. You can do it!

tumblr_n6pu3mpad81qzx3jto5_1280

4) WATCH THE TRAILER

Now that you know who’s all gonna star in it, you can do a movie cram session with your girlfriends and watch Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (Justin Theroux), Devil Wears Prada (Emily Blunt) or Drop Dead Gorgeous (Allison Janney).

3) USE THESE GIFS

Once you assemble your bookworm squad to go see the film, invite them via text with one of these nerd nasty gifs. (Don’t worry, they are as exclusive and nerdy as they look).

giphy-1
giphy

tumblr_lqu3o5vuam1qk9furo1_500
2) PACK SOME GIN AND TONICS IN YOUR PURSE

rtd-gin-tonic

Rachel would want you to because she would. You have to think going into this movie: What Would Rachel Drink? W.W.R.D? Most theaters don’t even check your tote, so grab a four pack and let’s get:

giphy-2
1) RED RED WINE MAKES US FEEL SO FINE

k724
There’s something about gin that makes me porous and:

gag-jim-carrey-liar-liar
So I opt for four packs of red vino, because let’s be honest: I want to be as drunk as Rachel when I see this.

Happy viewing, hunties! Make sure you Uber (it’s cheap, safe, AND fun.)

This post is approved by:

kristen-wiig-cinderella-huge-mess

Show the love:

  • Tweet
  • Share on Tumblr

Filed Under: Books, Celebs, Comedy, Entertainment, Featured, Movies

More

#QWERRRKOUT Tuesday: “A Genderfluid Artist that Loves to do Crazy Cosplays, Horror Looks”- Mio Hikaru (NSFW)

#QWERRRKOUT Tuesday: “A Genderfluid Artist that Loves to do Crazy Cosplays, Horror Looks”- Mio Hikaru (NSFW)

by Paisley Dalton on May 24, 2022 11:07 am

Beanie Feldstein! Jean Smart! Hannah Einbinder! Richard Ayoade! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!

Beanie Feldstein! Jean Smart! Hannah Einbinder! Richard Ayoade! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!

by Blake Jacobs on May 20, 2022 11:00 am

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

Trending


Get Your First Look at ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 7’

#ArtDept: The Male Nudes of English Painter, Brian Hatton

#RealEstatePorn: Amy Schumer Is Selling Her NYC “Fancy Rich Person’s Apartment” (For $15 Million!)

‘RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars’ Season 7 Premieres Tomorrow

#ConDRAGulations! Chloë Sevigny Married Her Husband (Again?) & Didn’t Wear Just One Dress (She Wore 3!)

About

From the creators of The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, Million Dollar Listing, RuPaul's Drag Race, I Am Britney Jean, Big Freedia, and more.

Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick! Regine! Jennifer Grey! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Nicolas Cage! Elon Musk! Paris Hilton! Margaret Mitchell! Charo Joins for the WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Michelle Obama! Devo! Betty Ford! Kardashians! Drag Race Finale! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Kim K! Billie Eilish! Molly Shannon! Laurie Anderson! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Olivia! Brad Pitt! Gaga! Alec Mapa Joins Us for Our 300th Episode of the WOW Report for Radio Andy!

© 2021 World of Wonder Productions, Inc | World of Wonder is a trademark of World of Wonder Productions, Inc | Privacy

Copyright © 2022 · News Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in