New year, same (swipe left) you.
5) BE A PICKY BITCH
This isn’t high school anymore so you don’t have to like, do everything you’re told.
Break the rules, and make a checklist, and if they don’t meet all your demands, kiss them buh-bye.
Shout out to the original Picky Bitch Checklist; Junglepussy:
4) DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE
Being picky is one thing, but being a bitch is another. You and everyone is deserving of consensual love, so if you’re interested in someone and they advance, don’t be a little heartbreaker. Take them up on their invitation, and if you’re not into them, let them down easy.
3) TOSS OUT THE TRASH
It’s 2016. Besides #SquadGoals and #OnFleek, you also need to retire dating fuckbois. You’re a grown ass woman and need to stop spending (wasting) your time with these love repellants.
2) ROMANCE ISN’T DEAD
Just because (hook-up apps) the internet exists, doesn’t mean you can’t find true love online. Especially if it’s right in front of you:
With that in mind, don’t take them to like, Sam Smith on the second date…
1) HANG OUT SOBER
I know it sounds literally:
But like, Mission Crunk Possible is NOT that hard to accomplish.
This allows you to hang out with somebody without your blinder googles on. If you’re gonna drink, stick to a stick two-drink max so you don’t embarrass you and yours: