You know you’d still hit it. Sure, you probably spent the ’90s drooling over either Brandon or Dylan and you never gave Steve much thought, but the old guy’s holding up pretty well, don’t you think? So well, in fact, that he’ll be taking off his clothes as a guest headliner for the Las Vegas production of male dance revue Chippendales. Ziering’s four-week stint with the show will include performances every Thursday through Sunday at the Rio All-Suite Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas strip. He’ll conclude his run on June 30. “Actors and performers never know what their next job will be, and when I got the call from Chippendales, my jaw dropped as it came on the heels of TMZ calling me fat on national TV,” said Ian in a statement about his new gig. “I am passionate about health and fitness, so I’ve kept in shape, and dancing is something I’ve always enjoyed, so I figured why not?” (via US)