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Alex Jones Does His Impression of Brain-Eating Lesbians –“I’m Gonna Eat Your Cerebral Cortex Last!” Watch

By Trey Speegle on December 3, 2017 6:18 am

Alex Jones is a nut. That’s obvious. And it is often asked “Why keeping making stupid people famous?” Well, he already has plenty of listeners who take him seriously, so it’s not like I’m promoting his ideas. Sometimes, you can’t resist something SO absurd that it seems like parody. (I’m pretty sure this is the reason SNL has never parodied him. He’s already over-the-top-of-the-top. Where do you go?)

This week Jones on yet another bizarre rant on Info Wars where he accused liberal lesbians of wanting to slap women around.

“Most of the so-called liberal lesbians, they just wanna have the guy with the duck’s ass haircut and the James Dean outfit. They want to be slapping girls around, and statistically it shows it.”

Um, no statistics offered.

“I’m not blaming all lesbians, but it shows that most of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think that’s manly.

A lot of the chicks, they like it. Because no man will do that to them, and I’m not saying it’s good if a man does that, but some women like it.”

Jones went on to accuse these lesbians of eating their victims’ brains.

“They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, looking in the mirror, ‘I’m gonna eat your brain now!’”

He then does an impression of the brain-eating lesbians.

“I’m gonna eat your cerebral cortex last! I’ve got power! I love Satan! And I’m gonna suck you dry… and you’re gonna follow my liberal orders!”

That’s entertainment? If you’re laughing, maybe. If you take him seriously, there’s something really wrong with YOU.

Watch.

(via LGBTQ Nation)

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