So Melania Trump claims says she’s REALLY looking forward to Christmas in D.C. Today the Christmas tree arrives at The White House and FLOTUS has been busy making preparations for Christmas, not the “holidays” because white America celebrates CHRISTMAS!

Friday, she tweeted her excitement…

“This year’s @WhiteHouse Christmas booklet is in printing! Excited to receive the beautiful tree Monday! #ChristmasTraditions“

(“In printing?”) Anyway, Twitter was not feeling generous to let her sidestep the fact that the guy she’s married to is Scrooging up the whole country. Greg Baldwin wrote,

“Perhaps three ghosts will visit your hubby on Christmas Eve…“

Well, to misquote Tiny Tim,

“God bless us, every one –especially, Robert Mueller.“

He’ll need all the help he can get in 2018.

This year's @WhiteHouse Christmas booklet is in printing! Excited to receive the beautiful tree Monday! #ChristmasTraditions pic.twitter.com/x1bbnXch0z

— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) November 17, 2017

I imagine that this year's WH Xmas will look something like this. pic.twitter.com/YXPo2tFPtJ

— TheWalkingDread (@tLo_MA) November 17, 2017

(via Queerty)