“Slip into the underworld with this inter-dimensional monster dong!”
If you’ve already tired of your Babadook dildo (the BabaDong), your Pokemon dildo (the PokeMOAN), your Game of Thrones dildo (the Game of Moans) and your Star Wars dildo – might I suggest this Stranger Things dildo? It’s called the Demogorgon (of course, of course), is only $55, and comes in a large variety of colors, including Demogorgon’s Natural, Demogorgon’s Signature, Ectoplasm, Sinister Pumpkin, and Salted Caramel Blondie. (Most of the styles come with an additional charge of $10 to $20.)
via Dangerous Minds:
The good people at Bad Dragon unveiled their new “Demogorgon” model of imitation penis on October 20, and it might be the only dildo ever to come with its own teaser video with no sexual angle whatsoever, as well as a highly produced six-minute commercial lovingly shot with all the 80s goodness you could ever muster. They even made sure to include Spielbergian forest flashlights right out of E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial.
The closing credit sequence features various “making-of’ clips of the actors in action, also surely a rare occurrence for a dildo commercial. The cast includes the intriguingly named Elise Brillig and Katsuri Epsilon. You can be certain that a tri-colored royal mesh trucker hat was included among the wardrobe effects.
It’s all rather perplexing (and not at all arousing), but what the hell. It’s the perfect way to combine your love of Stranger Things with your love of… yourself.
Watch the pitch perfect parody/teaser trailers below.
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