Hear ye! Hear ye! On this day, the 14th of June, in the year 2017, we (possibly, maybe, hopefully) welcome with humble duty the second and third born of her Royal Fierceness, Queen Bey, and her consort Jay Z! May our new prince and princess be long-lived, happy and glorious, and one day reign over us, God Save the Queen!

Let us all take a moment and let the news wash over us. BREATHE, INTERNET. BREATHE.

Now. On to the pressing matter at hand: WHAT SHOULD BEY NAME HER LITTLE HEIRS?

I’ve heard calls for Red and Yellow Ivy, but what do YOU think?

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)