A monkey gets a hip new haircut in this mesmerizing viral video making the rounds on Facebook. But questions abound. Why give a monkey a haircut? Is it OK to give monkeys haircuts? Don’t they NEED facial hair for, like, warmth? Or allergies? And: Of course he should be free in a monkey-friendly habitat and not dressed in human pajamas and those adooooooooooorable little slippers, omg, but he seems to be enjoying the feel of the electric razor (I bet it tickles). At one point he even points to a spot the razor missed. “Do this!” he seems to say. Awwww. So, he’s not, like, angry about it. Whatever. I can’t stop watching. But I totally understand if you take issue with this and get upset.

Watch, or don’t, below. (via Facebook)