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President Trump Down in the Dumps Over First 100 Days: “I Loved My Previous Life. I Thought This Would Be Easier”

By James St. James on April 28, 2017 10:09 am

Call the waaaaaaaaaambulence.

Somebody’s feeling sorry for themselves!

A surprisingly introspective President Trump wistfully reflected on his first 100 days in office.

“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump told Reuters in an interview. “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”

“You’re really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can’t go anywhere,” he said.

He said he also missed being behind the wheel, as when he leaves the White House, now, it is usually in a limousine or an SUV.

“I like to drive,” he said. “I can’t drive any more.”

Then, midway through a discussion about Chinese President Xi Jinping, he paused to hand out copies of what he said were the latest figures from the 2016 electoral map.

“Here, you can take that, that’s the final map of the numbers,” the Republican president said from his desk in the Oval Office, handing out maps of the United States with areas he won marked in red. “It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us.”

He had copies for each of the three Reuters reporters in the room.

I mean, really gurl. LET IT GO.

And here’s a suggestion: you miss your old life? All you have to do is say two little words: “I QUIT” and it can all be yours again. Nobody will fault you for going back to your golden palace in the sky and leaving us all the fuck alone.

(via HuffPo)

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