Because who DOESN’T find the 74-year-old Democratic Socialist/presidential hopeful sexy all get-out? That hair! The forehead! Those wrinkles! THE MUSCLES! Yes, yes, I feel the bern! And you will too when you get to thumb through this new coloring book Buff Bernie by illustrator Nicole Daddona. In it, you’ll find the Vermont senator showing off his bulging biceps, looking into the camera with a sultry, concerned look. Elsewhere, he’s nude, mixing a bowl placed strategically over his lap. “I’m cooking up some tasty AF universal healthcare,” says the caption. Hubba bubba, amiright, my Bernie-bros?
I love to draw and I’ve wanted to get in on the whole adult coloring book craze for a while now. I think the idea to draw Bernie Sanders as a buff bodybuilder came to me in a pizza-induced lucid dream. He was just standing there lifting weights like, ‘You know you want to draw me, Nicole’ and I was like, ‘I sure do, Bernie. I sure do’.
Politics can get so angry and heated. They tend to separate people rather than bring them together. Coloring is something that everyone likes to do — regardless of your race, ethnicity, religion or sexuality. My hope is that this book makes people take a step back and not take things so seriously.
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Let’s face it. Bernie Sanders would make one hunk of a president. He’s got it all – the brains, the vision, the hair – and now with Buff Bernie, he’s got the buff bod to lift this fine United States of America even higher into the skies of greatness. With the strength of 5 grizzly bears and the rugged good looks of 10 lumberjacks, Buff Bernie is sure to win over your heart and make it race. Enjoy over 20 pages of exquisitely muscular Bernie Sanders drawings for you to color and enjoy… however you so choose, you naughty thing, you. Buff Bernie is the absolute perfect coloring book for Berniacs of all ages. Now you can ‘Feel The Bern’ like never before!