Good morning sunshine and Michelle’s visage is finally getting quality airtime. In the diary room, she said she’s interested but cautious of Zelda due to her online persona (Zelda is a vile person who confuses bullying with honest criticism. You all have Google…).
While polishing the cutlery, Michelle read perpetual name dropper Perez Hilton for ignoring her when his fame came in, had a nurturing chat with playboy Calum Best and showed concern for Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson who seems a bit bat shit crazy.
Until the gloves come off, the most exciting thing to happen so far is a glamour girl revealing she has a tattoo on her chuff and someone leaving bright yellow wee in the toilet.
Wait till the tasks begin, that’s when it gets interesting. Usually.
In live face to face nominations. Michelle wore a RuPaul Glamazon t-shirt and nominated soap star Ken “because he wants to go home”.
That is all.