Oh, I love good blind item. I don’t even care if they’re true or not. The more lurid they are, the more salacious they are, the better. Boozehounds, coke whores, has-beens, closeted actors – Bring ’em on! I’ll play along! Today, we have three fun stories.
These two men are both famous actors. They have worked together in the past. They both have a good sense of humor.
They like to send each other selfies. Selfies of a certain part of their anatomy.
They’ll text each other something provocative, like “Check out this hot girl I just met!” and then send a photo of their penis. They’ve been doing this a while. They’ve probably sent hundreds of d*ck pics to each other. No, they aren’t gay. They just think it’s funny.
Guesses: Clooney & Pitt? Affleck & Damon? Franco & Rogen? DiCaprio & Hill? Tatum & Hill?… it could be any of them really. And I want to BELIEEEEEEVE it’s true….
This cute actor has always worked steadily and has landed some interesting gigs over the years. However, they aren’t exactly the roles he wants. He wants to be the leading man.
What’s stopping him? Well, he is short. There are a several short actors out there who have made it big (e.g. Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise, Kevin Hart) but they are the exception rather than the rule. Sure, there are heel lifts, but our actor wants a more permanent change.
He’s had a couple of casting directors tell him flat out that they just can’t book him as the lead because of his height. He has started looking into limb lengthening, where they purposefully break your legs and then put them in these metal splint devices that pull your leg apart and make it longer while the bone heals. He’ll only have to take about six months off. He figures that even if he can only get to 5’9″ or 5’10”, it will be worth it because he will get offered more of the kinds of roles he really wants.
That sounds very ambitious. And very painful!
Guesses: Josh Hutchinson? Daniel Radcliffe? um, James MacAvoy? I don’t know, I’m out.
Welcome to the dawn of a new faux romance!
This time we have an actor from a famous film franchise and an actress with serious show biz parentage who is just starting to make a name for herself.
The two worked together on a TV project and became close friends. The romance that they are pretending to have is all publicity fodder. Just in time for the season finale!
Oh, duh, I know this one, but I’m going to let you tell me. Leave your answers in the Facebook comments.
(via Blind Gossip)