As we put another year in the rearview mirror, it’s time to pay tribute the the hunka-hunka-burning loves who enflamed our loins and won our hearts in 2014. A toast! To the boys who made us all moist and gooey inside, the ones with the puppydog smiles and devilish grins. Here’s to the HUNKS OF THE YEAR. After the jump!
Jack Falahee who plays the wildly attractive, wildly promiscuous, morally suspect, gay law student on How to Get Away With Murder and Pedro Pascal who played the wildly attractive, wildly promiscuous, morally bankrupt omnisexual Red Viper on Game of Thrones.
Your fantasy boyfriend, Cary Joji Fukunaga, who accepted his Best Director Emmy Award for True Detective sporting those amaaazing french braids.
Nerdy white boys with really good hair: SNL‘s Colin Jost and Grant Gustin aka Barry Allen aka THE FLASH.
Geek GOD Chris Hardwick
Steve Yeun. Not an episode of The Walking Dead goes by where I don’t literally get on my knees and whimper to the gods: “Please don’t let Glenn die! Please don’t take him yet! IT’S NOT HIS TIME!”
Samuel Anderson who played the ultra-humpy Danny Pink, Clara’s love interest on season 8 of Doctor Who…. and YES, I’m just going to say it: fuckin’ Peter Capaldi, man. I know, I bitched and moaned about not accepting him as the new Doctor, I know I said I would be loyal to Matt Smith FOREVER. But he’s done it. He’s won my heart. I love this weird old Doctor. I love him. I do. (And I love that Prada coat).
Ryan Paevy who plays the frequently shirtless Detective Nathan West on General Hospital and Ryan Kelly who plays the adorable (and possibly supernatural) deputy on Teen Wolf.
Umf. Those busted beauties: Jeremy Meeks and Sean Kory.
Rockstars: 1975 singer Matt Healy and omg Luuuuuuuuuuuuke Hemmings from 5 Seconds of Summer
DJs: Dutch wunderkind Martin Garrix and the puppydog princes from Disclosure.
Rappers: Prettyboy A$AP Rocky and Kendrick Lamar (who absolutely BLEW ME AWAY with his SNL performance last month. WOW.)
Ben Feldman. Too bad his show A-Z never really went anywhere. The kid has promise. Now somebody in Hollywood get this man the right vehicle AND MAKE HIM A STAR!
The Gaysians of Daytime: Parry Shen who plays the villainous gay lab technician Bradley Cooper (YES, THEY’RE AWARE OF IT) on General Hospital, and Days of Our Lives newcomer Christopher Sean who plays the hitherto closeted baseball star Paul Narita. Hubba-hubba.