You guys, my psychic powers are telling me that something is OFF with Zayn. Something’s NOT QUITE RIGHT. I feel these things, you know. A quick vibrational assessment of the broody boybander reveals a blockage in his aura. Yes! DARK ENERGY SWIRLING ALL AROUND HIM. It first revealed itself in this worrisome new hairdo. I mean whatwhatwhat is going on up there? That aught-awful blond chunk in the front and the popcornial POOF are cries for attention, I’ve seen it before. It screams: “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE.” It screams: “I’M UNHAPPY WITH FAME.” Add to that the dazed and disoriented look in his eyes, the emo slouch, and the week’s worth of scruff and I’d say we’ve got ourselves a fully bi-polar pop star. Either that or he hasn’t slept in a week. Either way, the poor boy looks like he’s at his breaking point. Frankly, I’m worried.
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