Our girl Nicole Richie, star of Candidly Nicole, which premieres with its season 2 tonight at 11/10c on VH1, is an expert at making hilarious yet super accurate statements about life. In a world where nothing is certain and people are always deceiving, we always look toward Nicole for a breath of fresh air and a lesson in being real.
So, luckily for us, some of Nicole’s shining statements get captured on film and translated into GIFs that accurately sum up our feelings about pretty much everything in life.
1. Like when she expressed everyone’s exact feelings about waking up each and every day:
2. When she showed us the correct answer to everyone who ever asks “Why are you tired?”:
3. When she perfectly summed up the proper reply to being ignored via text message by a guy:
4. When she made it clear that it’s always them, never us:
5. When she described which are the most important shapes in the Universe are:
6. The way she *sips tea* after throwing some shade:
7. When she reacted to every new “friendship” you make in Hollywood:
8. When she demonstrated how one properly greets their friends:
9. When she taught us how to get guys:
10. Waking up every Sunday morning like:
11. When she showed us how to tell people around us we need a minute to check Instagram:
12. When she showed us how to exude confidence at all times:
13. When she made us realize we should get way more comfortable with sending nudes:
14. When she made it clear that your choice of emojis are more expressive than, like, the actual message.
15. When she showed us that politeness is dependent upon the situation at hand:
Don’t forget to catch the premiere episode of Candidly Nicole season 2 TONIGHT at 11/10c on Vh1!