Your royal doucheyness

spencer-pratt.jpg

Spencer Pratt is changing his name to “King Spencer Pratt.” And why the hell not? “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America,” he tells Us magazine. “I nominate myself for that role.” This comes a week after he nominated his wife as “the new, modern-day Michael Jackson.” And with that, the universe collapses onto itself. Black is white, day is night, and I am the Queen of Romania. 


Related

Selene Luna’s 420 Snack Attack

Selene Luna

Got the 420 munchies? Don't want to eat junk food? Selene Luna is here to help your snack attack! She gives healthy recipe alternatives to conquer ... Watch Now

Alyssa’s Secret: Alyssa is Trapped in the Basement

Alyssa's Secret

On this episode of Alyssa's Secret, watch the hilarious outtakes from Miss Alyssa Edwards as she prepares to share secrets in the WOW basement studio. ... Watch Now