Holestar "London's Only Tranny With A Fanny" and I caught up In Dalston a couple of weeks ago at a night when she was DJing. Ms. Holestar has performed internationally, curated art exhibits and created a fanny (pussy) fabulous niche firmly in the London tranny scene. Drawing on Victor/Victoria and dancing over the pages of all our gay rags/lifestyle mags as a one woman/man/woman exhibit in camp gender-bending, the founder of Hot Laser was a fascinating subject. Produced, edited and directed by Aurora Bankhead.
I've not really thought of my pussy as something that yanks. It induces a sort of self-conscious feeling about being a "Yankee" in London and an A-to-B transitioning tranny-national. I'm not sure if your pussy can actually yank unless it's got a little bit of an extra t-girl panhandle. But Lady's pussy be yanking. It's like the YA-YA sisterhood version of wanking. I suppose you could yank with your pussy – sort of like pulling on a cock like it's a cow udder. We might want to send this song to the Vaginismus Foundation for their awareness video. At any rate, Lady's pussy be yanking and I'm singing this song all day.
Everybody's on the fence about this one. I like it but I don't love it. This is from the new record of primarily recycled remixes. Kate Bush fans are used to living on crumbs and this is a whole bag of them. Although the track isn't another Experiment IV or even something from Aerial, it's an interesting take on a good song. The parrot didn't sing to it (which is the musical groundhog prediction in our house), but it's a glimmer of hope and .000010 chance there will be a public appearance to support the record. #keephopealive.
Hope you will find my suitably NSFW interview on UK Alt bible Anorak with wowlebrity Jack E Jett cult filth at its finest – my only real goal. Find out whether Jack actually was a rubber fetishist (what I wanted to know), hear him dish the dirt on Sandra Bernhard, the Go-Gos' menstrual cycles, Rock Hudson, and learn new innovative dildo uses.
This is the larger than life inflatable goddess Pandemonia. She brings to life how full of hot air the entertainment industry can be as a 6 foot glamazon - the ideal female. She attended all the shows with her little inflatable dog and gave me a #Londonfashionwank last week as I found her presentation terribly titillating on many levels. Follow all her exploits and forgive me for not telling you this sooner...I had to wait till my batteries died.
Here's a portrait of Hilary Swank and her African Grey, Seuss. Seuss is one of the most famous Hollywood parrots and deservedly should make the cover of Bird Talk. The only thing is it would be impossible to tell a parrot impersonator from the real macoy err.. Macaw celeb due to all parrots looking the same. Bird Talk could think they were shooting Seuss and shoot an imposter and no one would know. And that gives me an idea involving a converted cat carrier, a plane ticket, and one freeloading Feathered Suit, who's cackling like a witch as I write this.
This song is really cool. It's such a big hit in the UK. It's bloody amazing and all that. But I have to say if I saw Jessie J at the urinal I'd need to make a point. I'd need her to know that although she was rich and had more glittery lips I was bigger. That my unrated underground cock made hers pale in comparison.
Jessie J's cock vs. mine:
1. Jessie J's cock originated in Essex. Mine originated in New York. Point for me.
2. She can do it "like a brother, do it like a dude" and I can do insanely better than any man. Point for me.
3. Jessie's cock is worth £1. My cock was a free sample I presented. Point for Jessie.
4. My cock is not pretending to be black. Point for me.
5. My cock is 17 inches and as big a child's leg. Hers could not possibly be bigger than Lady Gaga's in those pants.
I am what I am. I saw this picture after a long hard day and my soul cried "yes" upon seeing this image. The rugged use of rubber, the awkward sapphic tinged green – it was like Portia came out all over again. Lesbian camp trash is nearly invisible in media. I have a dream that someone wants my camp trash as much as I want to spread it around (think crumbled California Exotic Novelties catalogue pages, celebratory bank notes, Union Jack coloured glitter, and the vague smell of very sweet pussy in the wind atop a mountain) and that my ship will come in so I can make inappropriate jokes all day long, pose for Attitude magazine, and never have to behave again.
I was playing around with this idea in my mind that I was hung like a My Litttle Pony. I love telling you this shit so I went to YouTube and searched for "My Little Pony dildo" and I see this video. My best friend (bless her) makes videos about humanity and understanding and I just wank with my Little Pony meat and post this.
I think this is about making it with a transvestite. At any rate, it's hilarious. I want to come on someone's back for good. I used to want spray piss on the ground and now, you know, the bar has been raised. These two are my kindred spirits. I'll join the brotherhood with my parody turn "strapped for good". "In the back of your mind, you liked my tits but couldn't eat it. It's a twisted situation because your mostly straight. I can fuck you but you just can't eat my pussy. Oh no, no. I guess it's time I stayed strapped for good."
Forget feminism and equal pay. What it really comes down to pissing outdoors. You know it and I know it. I squatted in Brent Cross Shopping Centre car park in Summer '07 and you just whipped it out in the train station, in your desperate moment. Pissing outdoors is an often overlooked pastime for those older than 18 and it is due to go back on trend. Jenny Law's video about pissing in the great outdoors makes you think of childhood moments and being wild and free. Vote for Jenny to win the Kopparberg Prize tomorrow (In conjunction with Vice UK.) Remember Kids- A vote for "Yellow" is vote for pissing outside for fun and a vote for preserving the nature in which one can do it. Forget going "green"- go yellow!
Nearly every transsexual woman is a showgirl at heart. Yet, unbelievably there has never been a full-scale transsexual show, Sin City style – until now. Fabulous: A Las Vegas Experience in San Franciscowill be an over-the-top spectacle filled with transsexual burlesque beauties, right in the heart of San Francisco. Fabulous is the brainchild of dear friend and notorious trans-diva Sadaisha Shimmers and stunning choreographer Vanesa Camera. With beautiful passable Trans-girls, sexy costumes, burlesque, and classic crowd-pleasing songs like "The Lady Is a Vamp" by The Spice Girls and newer queer favs like "Million Dollar Bill," if you choose to support Fabulous- you've backed a sure-fire winner. The show desperately needs the funding it deserves to bring this spectacle to life. Check out www.fabulous-show.com
