Tim Hancock

Head of Development

As a little boy, Tim wowed crowds of tourists on the streets of Winchester with his unique skills on the French Horn. When away from braying fans, he spends his spare time organising bacchanalian orgies, breaking million-pound nuclear physics experiments, and directing films specifically about clowns.

Liz Hartford

Arts Executive

Liz is known in the UK for her ground-breaking History of Britain series. That's probably only because her yodelling skills aren't well enough publicised. Liz has two world records, one for the shortest yodel of all time (0.3 microseconds) and one for quietest yodel, which she is in fact constantly repeating all the time. Listen very hard and you can tell.

Johnni Javier

Creative Director

Sagittarius and single, likes burritos, movies and warm summer nights. wLTm fLgG liL w/ gSoh & ZfLife. uMb -S sS & r4L. slVr uths Y pls. nO wtbM, 88 bd's. R's mUp. Tx zz woL tuy 4 L8 {qrs+sb47= dbl G] x2.
All offers of casual sex will be considered.

Jacques Peretti

Development Producer

A man of many words, Jacques wrote a long spiel about himself, but we've had to cut it down for space reasons:

"For many decades... I had more sex, drugs and rock'n'roll... than... the irrepressible Nick Broomfield. Oh yes... now that I am embarrassingly old... my dubious... mentalism... will get awkward. Most proud I am of this...they love it at festivals."