Who’s it going to be then, kristen?


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Look, you little tramp, you can’t have them ALL. You have to save some cute boys for the rest of us. Yesterday, you were out holding hands with your LONGTIME BOYFRIEND Michael Angarano, and today you are on the cover of OK magazine, ENGAGED to Robert Pattinson! My patience with you is wearing thin. You ARE NOT THAT HOT, do you hear me? And you are not a towering, Streepian talent to be coddled and nurtured and treated with awe. So what’s the big deal? You’ve got a chin like a chainsaw, beady, perma-stoned eyes, and an evil, crooked smile. I think they BOTH ought to dump you. Just putting that out there.


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