Alaska drags Valentina (and the RuPaul’s Drag Race elimination that will live in infamy) in this parody dis track of “Despicito.” Wearing Valentina’s signature looks (the beret, the cowboy hat, and of course THE MASK). she sings:
I saw an angel on my TV
Could I be dreaming? Someone pinch me, ow
She had me at “Hello, it’s me!”
You know who you are
Your smile could light up my darkest day
How many challenges you could have slayed
But they made you turn and walk away!
The rest of the track is in Spanish, which I don’t speak, but I’ve been told she goes in on Valentina for her disastrous lipsync, Aja’s epic rant, and Nina Bo’Nina Brown.