Ummm, No Way Girl

OK, kids, follow me here. The amazing Beyoncé has just performed for the first time since giving birth to daughter Blue Ivy, looking absolutely no worse for the wear, bless her heart. The part I am not getting is she said she’s lost 60 pounds. She told the crowd she hit the treadmill and ate lettuce. The picture on the left is from just days ago in Atlantic City, the picture on the right was Beyoncé two days before she gave birth to Blue. 60 pounds? From where? Did she birth a heifer? All I know is I wanna get me some of that magical lettuce.

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