Tune for Today: Duran Duran’s “Girl Panic”

If today was a day in 1986. Or ’92. I don’t know, I’m having serious time/space continuum issues watching supermodels Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, and Eva Herzigova play Duran Duran in a 10-minute music video with spoken dialogue, fashion breaks, staged fandemonium, and newspaper headline montages. I alternately squealed and groaned. Which is what I do most of the day, anyway, so, um, yay? Thumbs up for surviving?