This Changes Everything

So Tara Reid is a HUGE Jedward fan. She LOVESLOVESLOVES them. They’re basically all she tweets about. How do I know this? Why was I reading Tara Reid’s twitter feed? Why do ANY OF US do the things we do? Who knows. Move along. Anyway, she tweeted this picture of her and one of the boys, and I have to admit I’m rather taken aback by it. Either Tara is a teeny-tiny little person or those Jedward boys are GARGANTUAN. Like, Macy’s balloon-sized. And I’m not sure I like my twinks towering over me. I’m upset and confused and have to rethink my penis’s priorities. This may just be the last Jedward post I ever do.

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