The New Sex and the City Prequel Trailer

As someone who’s seen every episode of the original series, James assigned me the unenviable task of reviewing the trailer for the new Sex and the City prequel. I can’t remember what they’re calling it and I don’t care. Here’s my twitter-friendly, 140-characters-or-less review, in angry, shouty ALL CAPS:

HORRID HORRID HORRID. THE JOY OF THE HBO SERIES WAS THE FRANK DEPICTION OF SEX. THE CW GIVES US “HOTDOG IN A KEYHOLE.” TWICE. WHERE THE FUCK IS SAMANTHA?

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