The Men of Terra Nova

In descending order of hotness: Jason O’Mara (Dad), Dean Geyer (Reynolds), Landon Liboiron (Josh), and Stephen Lang (Nathanial Taylor). I know. I’m just as shocked as you are. I put the 30-SOMETHING GUY ahead of the TWO TEENAGE BOYS? WHAT is going on? Am I growing up? He was just reeeeeally sexy, that’s all. Like: UNBELIEVABLY SEXY. Chopping those weeds with his shirt off. WOW. Certainly he was hotter than his son, that Joaquin Phoenix-wannabe with the caterpillar eyebrows, who I am SO NOT IN LOVE WITH. I included the circuit queen from Avatar not because I think he’s sexy, but because I know somewhere, some queen was busy fapping to him the entire eppisode, so there you go. ENJOY. The breakout star to me was (former Australian Idol) Dean Geyer, who only had a few minutes of screen time, but totally won me over. He’ll be on the cover of Teen Beat in a month, mark my words. And how was the show? SUPER exciting for the first hour, then it just completely devolved into Land of the Lost. “Oh no! The dinosaurs are going to eat us! Father help!” If that’s the plot every week, I’m not sticking around. What did you think?

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